i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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