Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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