But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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