hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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