What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize