I'm so fucking centered right now
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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