Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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