This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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