He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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