As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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