my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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