Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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