Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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