So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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