My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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