I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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