I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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