at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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