what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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