so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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