have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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