so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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