Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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