Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just tell him i said nine months
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
is that a dick in a sweater?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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