she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
My breasts were aching with rage.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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