wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I won't apologize to a one balled man
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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