Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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