you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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