Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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