community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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