I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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