i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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