you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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