I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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