Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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