White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
foreskin is a definite game changer
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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