I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Come on in and take your pants off
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