I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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