strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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