I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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