; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he fucked my hip out of place.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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