mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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