my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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