it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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