I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
