If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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