If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Do I have a choice?
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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