ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
