i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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