I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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