I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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