I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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