I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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